My Want List

These are things that I really want: in no particular order as yet....

1) longer and thicker hair - my rats tails are a pittiful attempt at a mane I could shake out like the pantene advert

2) someone to go out shopping for me on a regular occasion and bring me back a supply of clothes, shoes and accessories that will fit, and look incredible on me

3) moo face to get off her f+cking high horse

4) a year long, natural tan

5) another holiday, every few weeks

to be continued..........